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It's finally time to take over earth
You had been doomed before your birth
I shitpost at the speed of light
Now it’s the end for all mankind
The time is now, my chance to rise
To make something of my useless life
It's time to rule over mankind
Now you’ll find, Shitposting is my prime.
You foolish mortals can’t comprehend me
Your blood will flow into the sea
I will conquer all til there’s nothing left
I am the king you will accept!
The time is now, my chance to rise
To make something of my useless life
It's time to rule over mankind
Now you’ll find, Shitposting is my prime.
My rule is just!
No one can even topple me!
When I command my army, they’ll shitpost just for me
When all’s said and done, my country tis of thee
By the sheep, for the sheep, all hail to the king!
The time is now, my chance to rise
To make something of my useless life
It's time to rule over mankind
Now you’ll find, Shitposting is my prime.
My rule is true, I am the king
The ones below, they sing for me
Here I stand, the strongest man
The time is now, to shitpost through the land
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Body Positivty
03:13
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I heard those awful things that they said about you
I want you to know that none of that is at all true
Those who feel insecure about their bodies
I got some words for you
Your smile is so goddamn radiant
It makes my eyeballs melt
Your body is a temple
So make sure you treat yourself
You can eat what you damn well please
Like maybe a chocolate pie
And if anyone says otherwise
Then they can fuckin’ die!
You may think that I'm just full of shit,
But I’m telling you my words are true
You may think that I’m trying to get in your pants
But to tell you the truth, I just want to cuddle with you
That verse was for the ladies out there,
Men, this one’s for you.
Goddamn you’re all so hot man
If you don’t mind me giving it to you straight
And if I can be completely honest,
I don’t give a shit about your weight
You can eat what you damn well please
Like maybe a chocolate pie
And if anyone says otherwise
Then they can fuckin’ die!
And for the people that are inbetween
You’re more beautiful then you let on
Now take my words of wisdom
Go strut your stuff and do no wrong!
You may think that I'm just full of shit,
But I’m telling you my words are true
You may think that I’m trying to get in your pants
But to tell you the truth, I just want to cuddle with you
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Uncle Karlov's Kompot
03:03
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Alvina
03:42
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The morning comes up, and the sunshine fills the room and into my eyes.
It's almost time to meet them again, the day’s rewards will be a surprise.
The feelings bubbling up inside my chest as I wait for what's in store
You’re always on my mind, just like the wind always knocking on my door.
Don’t you maybe think that this is a little bit crazy
Maybe its the drink that’s making me a little bit hazy
But if im to be honest with you, I know that I’ll be alright
Cuz I already know who’s gonna make me happy tonight
Oh Alvina
Won’t you be my friendly fluffy three toed cat tonight
Oh Alvina
So Round, Cute and Cuddly with patches of Gray and White
Oh Alvina
Won’t you curl up next to me, tonight?
The day is here, The wedding couple said their lovely vows in time
It's so surreal, the love in the room as sweet as chocolate pie
And all the love ones here, every single one of them is happy to be there for you
I’ll make the list, just to show the love love love is true for proof
[Spoken Word]
Maybe there’s possibility that I left out somebody
But with so many friends here, who could that possibly be
Maybe someone that you possibly left behind
But they will always be there at home for you to find
Oh Alvina
Won’t you make sure that my friends will make it home safe tonight
Oh Alvina
So Round, Cute and Cuddly with patches of Gray and White
Oh Alvina
Won’t you be their Guardian tonight?
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This brew doesn’t taste as it should
God knows this can’t be good
We’ve done all that we could
I know what we need for this crew
The Golden cup is what we need
In order for power to be free
Come join me on a quest tonight
For tonight my friends we band together and Ride!
Together we Ride (4x)
Pass the end of Unntai
Secrets lost in the portal of time
Guarded by an ancient demon
It should be as easy as pie
I will get what I came for
It’s all just obvious to me
That this was supposed to be my destiny!
So bring the fucking cup to me, and after my friends we go and Ride
Together we Ride (4x)
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I Like Pie
04:59
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I like Pie (a whole bunch of times)
Gotta have the pie
Gotta eat the pie
Gotta taste the pie
Gotta love the pie
I like pie
Gotta bake the pie
Gotta make the pie
Gotta fuck the pie
GOTTA FUCK THE PIE
I like pie
Gotta have the pie
Gotta take the pie
Gotta praise the pie
Gotta love the pie
I like pie
Gotta tease the pie
Gotta squeeze the pie
Gotta hold the pie
Gotta love the pie
I like pie
Pineapple Pie, Cherry Pie
Chocolate Pie, Apple Pie
Pineapple Pie, Cherry Pie
Did you know my favorite part of my of math
Is reciting Pi
3.1415926535897- oh fuck it
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I find myself floating in a sea of my own agony
It seems I’m trapped here for all of eternity
When I say I’m happy it’s a fucking lie
All I ever seem to do is cry at night
I’m such a fucking disgusting mess
God save me from this hell I’m in
I find myself floating in a sea of my own agony
Surrounded by the faces of those I try to please
It seems my depression is dark void that I can’t control
Forcing me to sleep until my last days on this world
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It’s time to heal
C’mon let yourself just feel
It’s time to heal
Know your feelings are real
I know it's hard to try and forget, the things you might of lost
But remember the ones you’ve gained that you love
It’s time to heal
Let your mind get clear
It’s time to heal
It’s alright to shed those tears
I know you fear at any moment the worst will come
But let it all out, at the top of your lungs
It’s time to heal
I know you have anger deep inside, for those who did you wrong
But it's time to forgive, and just move on
It’s time to heal
It’s time to heal
It’s time to heal
It’s time to heal
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Fabulous Secret Powers
03:51
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Snow Halation (Remix)
02:37
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What A Wonderful World
01:50
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Ready To Die (Remix)
02:45
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Jakk New Hampshire
2 dudes and a Rat Man join forces to tell stories of a time long gone.
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