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Would You Smooch A Ghost? (Death By Glamour Remix)

from 8​-​Bit Crusades 4: Finale by JKLOL

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Mettaton voiced by Tephlonx5
Original Composition by Toby Fox

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Lyrics:
*open with metal crusher, break down, then mettaton’s ‘’OH YESS’’*

*spoken, ecstatic*
M: WHY HELLO MY DARLINGS!! It is me, Mettaton, the most sparktacular robot the underground has ever seen! And with this rockin’ bod, I’m going to knock you out of your seats! *pauses* Oh darling, what a beat! Everyone better get your MTT-Brand choice remotes ready, cause we’re going to drop the most important question of all time!

*M=Rhythmic Speaking/J=Background Singing*

[CHORUS x2]
M: Would you kiss a ghost?
J: (Kiss a ghost, oooo)
M: would you smooch a ghost?
J: (Smooch a ghost, oooo)

*key change*

*spoken*
M: OH YES! That’s the good stuff! You jam out on that keytar my… masked… robot… human… thing? Wait where did you get that body, I don't remember Alphys ever mentioning another- Wait what are you doing with that device?
*bassdrop*
BY ASGORE WHAT IS THAT SOUND?? It’s like two versions of me double teamed on the spectrum of sound! *happily sighs* ahh, pure beauty. Anyways, chorus time!

[Chorus]
*song ‘’crashes’’, static plays in the background*

*spoken*
M: D-Darling, what happened to the music??
J: Uh-oh..
M: What do you mean ‘’uh-oh’’?
J: Uhh…
M [Angry]: WELL FIX IT.
J: Hold. on.
Mettaton pauses.
M: Are you ready now?
J: mhmm!
M: You sure?
J: mhmm!
M: Ok, boot it back up
J: Ok!
M: Here we go!

*gameboy start up*

*rhythmic speaking over solo*

M: Would you kiss a ghost?
Would you smooch a ghost?
Would you kiss a ghost?
Would you smooch a ghost?

*Song ending with piano riff*
M: Alright everybody, take 5! And you, Mister JKLOL. You did stunningly tonight, but you MUST get yourself a new outfit. Space general was SOO last millennium ago. So do me a favor. Fix that outfit, and fix that song, and we’ll be dandy! [Piano ends] Toodles!

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from 8​-​Bit Crusades 4: Finale, released October 23, 2016

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